just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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