listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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