He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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