That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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