I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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