It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
birth control should be required to get into college
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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