so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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