Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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