We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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