Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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