I'm lost and stupid without you.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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