quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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