Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
