Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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