I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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