Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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its like you know when i get waxed
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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