Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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