Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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