id be glad to
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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