we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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