i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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