sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
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There is no way he is gay with that hair.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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