She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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