My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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