She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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