I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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