i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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