idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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