A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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