Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
babies were throwing up all over the place
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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