i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
two words...techno handjob
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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