Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I need help removing her.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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