Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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