I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Send help, water and tortillas.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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