I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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