look no pants
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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