Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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