Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
