i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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