and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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