I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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