I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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