we have officially lost it.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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