I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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