I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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