billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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