so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
