I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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