She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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