in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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