I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He shit in the fireplace
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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