I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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