Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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