it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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