after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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