Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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