Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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