I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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