How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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