where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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